Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-in-between

MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 09:40 PM

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-----Phase 13----- IN-BETWEEN Sitting here between the walls of reality is abstract lines of broken, buggy code, partnered with inexplicable distortions and abstract nothingness. You get the feeling that it wouldn't be smart to linger here for any longer than necessary.

Zepia Eltnam Oberon

A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain.

red-smear

VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!

eye-blood

VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!

Sado

Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges.

hex

VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.

axe

VISIBLE It's a large axe! It seems heavy and sharp.

@Zepia Eltnam Oberon @Sado

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:42 PM

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Why are we here?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is the death of mystery!

And the birth of fantasy

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So, that's the place you've been using to go away all the time? Really interesting. Interesting indeed! So interesting for livestock to posses such an ability!

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM

(i dont know what umineko is about and i do not want to know)

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM

(my character isn't from umineko idk what they're talking about either)

(and I played Umineko)

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM

(lmfao)

I'm a video game construct. I can teleport. You could have just asked.

Well, I'm not truly a video game construct any more...

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:48 PM

But isn't it more fun to barge uninvited into the concepts of others?

With my brand new powers, I can allow myself to do this, so why not do it?

But I must say, this is a rather barebones reality marble.

It is nothing on the level of TATARI.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM

It does what it needs to do.

Though if you want to continue to gloat about how much better you are than me,

Carry on (:

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM

Hahahahahaha!

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM

I can just leave when I get bored.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM

Oh, but it is only a major part of the role I am currently playing.

Indeed, verily, and indeed twicefold.

I am The White Princess of the True Ancestors, Arcueid Brunestud, but first and foremost, I am an avatar of TATARI.

Although, yes, that should no longer last...

Tonight, in a few instants, I will save the livest-... The primates, yes, from inevitable doom.

Oh, it so pains me to break character, but it must be done at once.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:53 PM

What is it with villain personalities and monologuing?

We're one-on-one. You're wasting your breath.

Or are you rehearsing?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:54 PM

I have told you, it is only a part of my role, and thus my nature.

My true motive is to save humanity.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:54 PM

And how do you plan to do that?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:54 PM

With the powers that have been granted to me by this form.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM

What are you saving them from?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM

Everything, everything indeed!

I have foreseen every possible outcome, and in all of them, humanity is doomed to a terrible, immutable fate.

By creating a future even I cannot predict, I stand to correct these horrible premonitions back into the nothingness they belong to.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:57 PM

This is the part where most people say humanity is its own doom, and they should all be eradicated.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:58 PM

I cannot permit such a future, due to my creed as an alchemist of Atlas.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 09:58 PM

Hmm.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 09:58 PM

Truly, this would be an affront to my purpose.

That is why I turned myself into such an abstract, monstrous creature....

Although this body is as pristine and powerful as a body can be... I stand to end this TONIGHT.

The grand finale, the final Night of Wallachia.

Hah... The end of 1000 years of plays upon plays, one after another, without an ending in view!

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:00 PM

I would also like to keep humanity alive, but I still don't trust your methods.

You want something from me, don't you?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:00 PM

Oh, but look at your neck.

I believe that I have already taken it.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:01 PM

Explain.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:01 PM

(Have you not been notified of what happened last phase?)

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM

(sec)

(I saw "I got bit")

(but no effects)

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM

(Essentially I barged into here by opening a hole in reality and sucked your blood)

I believe there is nothing to explain.

... Ah, there is one thing.

Worry not, my vampiric influence should vanish from your body soon enough.

You will not be turned into a full vampire.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:04 PM

Haa, that just makes me even more wary.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:05 PM

Wary or not, I invited you formally to enjoy the nearing show.

For it will be the show to decide the fate of humanity. A finale to all finale.

Truthfully, I have no need for you in my plans. I may as well leave now.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM

There are people on the stage waiting for me.

Your plan...

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM

Everyone is waiting for me. They simply don't know it yet.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM

I can only hope you're not starting some apocalypse.

You sound like you are.

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM

No one will die from the following ceremony.

Not by my hand.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM

Be sure to tell that to them.

I'm leaving now, unless you have anything else to say?

Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM

Farewell, farewell. May our shows go well.

Break a leg, fellow actor.

Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM

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